Free Daily Horoscope - September 23 2016
Aries (3/21 to 4/19)
● Work: If you're not used to being particularly pioneering, then get ready to feel awkward. You'll be the first one in the office to try something new. You might as well embrace it whole-heartedly.
● Finances: You have the patience of an elephant. Or is it the memory? At least it's not the girth. In any event, you don't mind if collecting valuable possessions is going slower than you imagined it would. As far as you're concerned, you have all the time in the world to amass your wealth. Relax and enjoy life.
● Love: Whether you're an amorous ace or a romantic rookie, you have one big thing going for you -- personality. It doesn't matter where you're at, you've got this one figured out, big time. So don't sweat the small talk -- that'll flow like champagne.
Taurus (4/20 to 5/20)
● Work: It's never too early to start shopping around for something new. On the other hand, it can get to be too late. Get started while you can do it without being in too much of a hurry.
● Finances: You're sick of being practical. You long for a more decadent, more creative life. There's nothing wrong with indulging that feeling, as long as it's only for the day. A major life change isn't really necessary. One day of role-playing is all the doctor ordered, and it doesn't have to cost you a penny.
● Love: If you're not doing so already, act a little weird today -- even downright bizarre. You'll really have to go overboard if you want to make an impression on that one hottie. So even if you think it's totally over the top, it's totally not.
Gemini (5/21 to 6/21)
● Work: It's time to take the initiative, but be sure to do it in an educated way. Ask your friends and colleagues to tell you exactly what you can't see yourself. Listen to what the group says, no matter how awkward it may be.
● Finances: The obstacles in your path are what make the journey so satisfying. You're bored without a challenge. If there are better ways to bring out your hidden strengths, you'd like to hear about them. Until then, keep jumping those hurdles. It pays.
● Love: Even if you can't accomplish everything on your to-do list today, set out to nail one goal. And make sure it's romantically oriented. Clean up your profile, call back those potential dates and do a little amorous housecleaning. Make sure your love life is in order.
Cancer (6/22 to 7/22)
● Work: What good is a quick mind if it's not tempered with restraint? You know what's up almost immediately, but don't say it. Think carefully before speaking.
● Finances: When you feel like socializing, you don't wait to be invited, you throw a dinner party. You don't need a good excuse, just a theme, and the crazier the better. Gourmet food by a recessionista fits the bill. Keep within your budget for full effect.
● Love: Your heart and your head are in the midst of a heated discussion -- these two separate but equally powerful entities are at war. And you're caught in the middle. Should you stay? Should he or she go? Only fate will decide, so tell your emotions to shut up already!
Leo (7/23 to 8/22)
● Work: You learn something new every day, and that's more than just a phrase. You'll be stringing together a long chain of new information, and it includes things you didn't even realize you had picked up along the way.
● Finances: Catching sight of a celebrity gives you a particular kind of buzz that money just can't buy. You don't even have to run into someone rich or famous. A certain someone has you walking on air for most of the day. It adds to your sense of status, effortlessly and free.
● Love: Your old approach isn't working anymore for some reason. Whether the charm's worn off or nobody's paying attention, you're talking to a disinterested audience. You'd better come up with a new dog-and-pony show if you want to capture anyone's attention.
Virgo (8/23 to 9/22)
● Work: Butting heads with colleagues has become more than a pastime. It's what gives you your true sense of purpose. Reading that should be enough for you to re-calibrate. Don't live to be combative.
● Finances: You have one good idea after another, and they're not getting all bottled up, either. The only problem with expressing them so freely is that someone else may take one of them and run with it. Remember that it's a free country and anyone can make a buck off of your intellect if you let them.
● Love: Tons of activity is going on in your life -- between the dating scene and work, you have little time to just sit back and relax. Don't let yourself get too frazzled by all the details. Instead, you're better off focusing on the big picture.
Libra (9/23 to 10/23)
● Work: A certain colleague is getting your goat. But are they really as bad as all that? The whole problem could be something you have generated yourself. Count your blessings if you've acted in a businesslike manner.
● Finances: When it comes to combining friendship and etiquette, you have what it takes to pull off that delicate dance of etiquette. But your partner may not so expect to have your toes stepped on a few times. You'll know it's been one time too many when both you and your wallet start to say 'ouch'.
● Love: Hobbies are a fantastic way to pass the time and meet new people. If you haven't ventured out of the house in a while, try something totally different. Whether it's Bikram yoga or crochet, you'll undoubtedly add a few new faces to the mix.
Scorpio (10/24 to 11/21)
● Work: Conflicts could get ugly, even the unacknowledged ones. In fact, they're downright lethal today. Letting the first victory go to your head is only setting yourself up for a deeper wound later.
● Finances: You're either flush or broke. That kind of polarity is getting old, but there's not much you can do about it. As soon as you have some extra cash, it seems, you're ambushed by a new round of bills. You're in neutral territory today, so enjoy it while you can.
● Love: Life's a bit rocky on the love frontier right now -- the connections are sparse. And the hotties? Well, they're more tepid than anything else. Challenge mediocrity. Ask out an average Joe or Jane just for kicks. You may experience more than meets the eye.
Sagittarius (11/22 to 12/21)
● Work: Be both efficient and self-sufficient. You have a lot to do, and you should get started ASAP. You don't need a flannel shirt but you do need an air of the woodsman about you as you get work done today.
● Finances: There's no point in complaining about the service when you're paying bottom dollar. On the other hand, it sure feels good to vent. As long as you realize that the big picture matters way more than today's experience, let yourself go to town. After all, grumbling is free.
● Love: There's no way around a weird romantic glitch than a good dose of honesty. So whether you've told a white lie or you're leading someone on, wipe the slate clean now. Even if this person never speaks to you again, your conscience is clear.
Capricorn (12/22 to 01/19)
● Work: You have so many responsibilities, you're about to go under. You need a division of labor, applied only to yourself. While at work, think only of work. Let things on the home front smolder.
● Finances: Sometimes sticking to the discounts takes more discipline than you can muster. If it feels like one of those days, then it goes without saying you should avoid spending. Even necessities are better avoided today. You'll only use them as your excuse for paying top dollar for what can be bought for pennies.
● Love: Someone cool -- too cool -- saunters into your life with one thing on his or her mind: your cash. If it comes down choosing between your wallet and this love interest, opt for money. Though it may seem like a shallow decision initially, it's indeed a wise one later on.
Aquarius (1/20 to 2/18)
● Work: Being selfish isn't really all it's cracked up to be. Think about the greater good for a change. And if colleagues look at you with amazement, you'll know you should do it more often.
● Finances: The drama has passed, and face it, you're bored. You'd almost prefer being on the edge of your seat to this. If you remind yourself of what it really felt like to be that uncertain about your finances, though, you'll be happily coming to your senses and sighing with relief. Make your memories vivid and realistic.
● Love: The outcome really comes down to your attitude right now. No, everything does not suck. If you take the time to cull negative connotations from you vernacular, you'll be way better off in the long run. And don't let others drag you down with their ugliness.
Pisces (2/19 to 3/20)
● Work: You're totally absorbed by your work. It may feel to you like you're wearing camouflage, but you're out there for all the office to see. Don't be ashamed to be caught in a haze.
● Finances: You are wooing someone, and sticking to your budget to boot. It doesn't take a lot of money to make a good dinner, and it certainly doesn't take any money at all to come up with some poetry, or at least a handful of beautiful words. The final bill is the cherry on top.
● Love: Leadership is huge for you right now. When a situation knocks the first-string quarterback out of the starting lineup, you must be ready to step in and take over. Will you know all the plays? Probably not. That's why your knack for improvisation is mission critical.